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[Oct. 24th, 2005|02:33 am] |
dont drink beer!
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| Some faggots tried to bash me last night L!OL |
[Sep. 3rd, 2005|04:07 pm] |
apparently there was 12 or so, i thought there was 4
the faggots
they started abusing us and shit when we walked out of maccas, the two guys i was with walked ahead so i was left alone to get all the hits
i was walking with just some girls
then some faggot comes up next to me and starts punching my face Lol
apparently they punched my back and head too L!OL
i dont even have any bruising though
those fucking little cunts cant even beat someone with incredibly uneven teams
anyway
i started yelling at them asking what the fuck i did
they stopped hitting me and started yelling asking if i was starting shit
so i kept yelling back saying i'd done nothing
then they went away
noobs |
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[Jun. 14th, 2005|06:27 pm] |
lOL
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| My sexual adventure. (it wasnt really sexual) |
[Feb. 5th, 2005|12:48 pm] |
LOL
last night, i didn't have plans to do anything
but then someone rung me and asked if i wanted to go out to the vic, so i was like "yeah ok"
so then i did, we got drunk
they have a pretty elite happy hour $2 scooners for anything off tap *HIGH FIVE*
so i got 6 sparkling ales (OH YEAH) and then friends got me even more *HIGH FIVE*
but then we had no idea how we'd get home, but then someone invited us to their house
a friend gave us a lift.
so we went to someones house and ended up taking some narcotic substances
then it got late kinda, like 3am :( so we slept there at the persons house
then i woke up at 7, i was like "what the fucking gay >;O!!!"
and my bladder was so full but i didnt know where the toilet was so i didnt want to wake anyone trying to find it or feeling stupid looking for it, but then after an hour i just got up anyway and the toilet was right next to the room i was in (FAGGOT THING) so i urinated, i really wish i sat down for that piss
it felt like it went for 10 minutes or so, it was so gay >;O
and i started feeling heaps fucking hot near the end so i was like "fuck i better not pass out and kill my life" then i felt heaps cold and started sweating, i was like "what the fuck?!" so i sat outside the toilet on the tiled floor, i felt dizzy
and then i was like "fuck im going to vommit"
so i quickly drank some water so it'd come out smoother
and i went int he toilet and vommited
vommitings heaps gay, this is the second time ive ever vommited from drinking or whatever >;O
but it was heaps gay, i was like "BLEAH......EHHH.... EH....."
the ...'s are when im still doing the vommiting motion but not actually vommiting (that parts so gay >;O)
and then i kept breathign in, i was like "FUCK OFF" cos i couldnt exhale
btu then i did
and i burped which made me vommit more (LOL)
but then i stopped and i felt good
im eating 2 minute noodles at the moment ;)
btu anyway
then we left at 9 or so, but we had no money which was shitcunt
but i found like 4 bucks in change while walking
so i got 2 bus tickets for two of us
and we walked for 30 minutes or so to find a servo so my friend could get money out
then we caught a bus to marion, there was some fucking scary guy on the bus
he came up and sat near us
and he was fucking talking to himself having a conversation and writing in his notepad
i was like "LOL what the fuck :|" so i dicked his arse (i didnt really)
i started feeling sick on the bus, it was too bumpy
so i rung my parents and was like "pzl pikc me up thx!1"
so then 40 minutes later they picked me up (i dunno why they took so long :()
and then i got home at 12
drunk some apple juice
my sister had friends over too last night
one of her noob friends fucking bought sparkling ales but couldnt fucking drink them obviously
there was two full bottles on the table outside
THEY WERE OPEN
i was like "WHAT THE FUCK"
so i went inside (there was still 4 people there)
i was like "who had the sparkling ales?!?!?"
"WHJO THE FUCK HAD THE SPARKLING ALES"
fucking shaking them til their neck snapped
(i didnt really do any of that, but i was dissapointed that two people wasted such elite beer)
and that was it
i was meant to go to town today, but im too tired and lazy feeling to be bothered
this was my first propper post ever on here, i think. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2005|09:29 pm] |
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I never see black people driving cars, except for taxi drivers. |
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| I'm going to try be emo |
[Nov. 12th, 2004|09:45 am] |
So i'll write some poetry, like a fag.
I'll try make it emo too.
Oh cruel world why must i frown
Why am i treated like my skin is brown?
I cry everynight because i have no girlfriend
My heart is broken and it cannot mend
FIX MY HEART BECAUSE ITS BROKEN
HEAR THESE FUCKING CRYING WORDS THAT ARE SPOKEN (LOL)
The tears stream from my heart like blood
When i'm bashed by people my head goes thud
against the concrete footpath
I'm covered in blood, time for a bath
Why am i emo
I should be happy i dont have kemo (however tis spelt)
Where is my girlfriend?
How will my heart mend
I will cry a river of blood from my heart
I hate when my ring burns from a fart
because i am a moron trying to fit in by being sad
Maybe i should stop the bloodloss from tampons or a pad
cunt fucking wank dick i have star tattoo's
I feel sad when i shit and have to flush away those poo's
The End.
I hope i'm cool enough to be emo ._. |
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| the warmness of fart |
[Sep. 22nd, 2004|12:35 am] |
Today i felt hot, because i havent encountered warm weather for a while.
Tonight was the best, the weather was perfect.
I went egging with friends, we had fun.
The End. |
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| Pie |
[Sep. 18th, 2004|07:03 am] |
I laughed lots at something
for almost 30 minutes.
my face hurt.
The end. |
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| jokes are fun |
[Sep. 2nd, 2004|11:42 pm] |
Two families move from Afghanistan to Australia.
When they arrive the two fathers make a bet.
In a year's time whichever family has become more Australian will win.
A year later they meet again:
The first man says, "My son is playing AFL, I had a meat pie with sauce
for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a carton of VB, how about
you?"
The second man replies, "Fuck off sand nigger." |
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